Carpe Mortem

Oh SYG got locked? I'm gonna do this here then.

I kinda view this forum as my 'hang in with the gurlz' thing. Its my chill time, a safe space. That being said, the following are ma gurls.

Briks- My adorable little high school friend. She reminds me of a cooler version of myself at her age, although I worry her maturity gone get her raped if she isn't careful, especially given her friendly nature. Very protective of her, if she needed it, but she's pretty careful.

Bulbasaur- More of an acquaintance, she came up to me drunk at a party once and gave me a hug then kept high fiving me all night saying she loved me. Saw her sober once, nice girl and I suspect she may be intelligent. Either way she's adorable and seems present often

Dwnwithvwls- Good friend I've known since high school, with a calm cool. When she speaks, she has something to say, and this is the homie my boyfriend can actually stomach hanging with. That speaks volumes. She also dresses like a conservative business model. She's the friend whom I actually can talk about work with and its a mature, enjoyable conversation. Breadwinner of her family.

Frownland- She's a drug taking free loving weirdo who's always trying to convince me to go to this festival or that, and knows a lot of attractive people somehow. She's that friend who misses birthdays often, but the rest of the group forgives her, and we often defend her actions to other catty females who we assume are jealous.

Mondo Bungle- More of an acquaintance, another younger friend though. She has some drug problems, but she's just one tough little cookie and we all let her do her thing. Once saw this chick punch a grown man in the face for looking at her ass, then she lit a cigarette and started karaoke'ing Iron Maiden.

Plankton- Our sage, our badass momma of the misfits. She was a hippie and a rocker in her day, slept with all the big names. Now she mainly hangs at her little farm home. Always down for a chill party, and always cooks for us.. But god forbid she leave the house. I only introduce cool people to this lady, and her acceptance is gold.

Roxyrolla- She's like another mom to us, in control and always the second loudest ****ing person in the room no matter how many are there. She's that friend who convinced our other friend to dump her lying cheating man when nobody else could, and frequently expresses her concern when she's worried someone's acting out of character or getting too reckless lately.

The Batlord- Bitch is theee loudest no matter where we're at, even if its just three people she shouts like a drunken frat boy. A lot of people can't stand her, but damned if we haven't known her for decades and still laugh at her one liners. This chick is the one we drink with and our boyfriend's absolutely cannot stand. We all hope she'll get a man herself someday but hopes are low and some think she's secretly gay.

Vanilla- She's the hot one who turns heads and always down for a shopping day. If anyone wants to cry, she's the friend to cry with. Hell, she'll cry with you, then braid your hair while you bitch about your days back and forth and drink mimosas. She's unapologetically feminine and has been a bridesmaid multiple times.


Just my friends list on here, a few choice folk who are still active. Fempower, ladies.

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