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Originally Posted by Xurtio
We will soon be in a place to build the Tower of Babel, once again.
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"In breaking news, local user Xurtio was sued today by the authors of the bible on charges of plagiarism. One anonymous member of the authorship commented 'If you want to scare people into thinking that progress is evil, at least come up with your own generic metaphors!'"
"In a strange turn of events, we have even more breaking news! The authors of the bible are now being sued by a group of story tellers who claim that their original works were appropriated without their consent. One of the group spoke with us, and commented 'Well, we were trying to explain to the children why the world is the way it is. You know, which deity makes the lightning, which deity makes the rain, and so forth. And suddenly, our best stories and myths are stolen by a bunch of guys! Seriously, they stole everything word for word! All they did was change the name of every deity to "God", as if that would fool us!' The authors of the bible have yet to comment."