Laugh at these real country lyrics!:
"She thinks my tractor's sexy,
she thinks my tractor's sexy, and it turns her on!"
I just about died when I heard that one, tears were streaming down my face!
"Cowboys like us, shor do have fun,
catching the wind,
chasing the sun!"
That one is just lame.
"It's the boot-scoot!
the boot-scoot-boogie!"
I'm not gonna say anymore.