Had the worst scare of my life today.
I bought four records from Barnes & Noble (expensive) a few days ago, and I thought I misplaced them cause I've been going from my aunt's house to my other aunt's house and to my dad's house this past week, called them all and said they couldn't find them. Turns out they were in my aunts liquor cabinet the whole time. Whoever put it in there clearly was drinking tequila and vodka and maybe wanted to listen to them. Meanwhile, I'm losing my wits trying to find them, thinking I'm the idiot that misplaced it somewhere I would never find them again. Goddamn, what a relief.
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I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota
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I converted to Islam today.
Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.
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saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist
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