I have to do homework.
What the fuck? I just have my shiet Chromebook made of fucking diamond dust or something that'll make it look real shiny and chromed out. I have to watch porn right next to my mother because her bed is the only warm place in the house. I basically have to come on her back and clean it up before she wakes up.
At least it wasn't as bad as that one time where we spooned while listening to Manowar. We both got pretty horny and that was fun.
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