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Old 03-04-2015, 05:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What would you do with your victims?
Use them so I could drive in the carpool lane.

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How would you kill them?
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I crawl up the grass to your window
And then open up your room very slow.

I walk into your bedroom
Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

I get your husband to your front bedroom
I cut his balls of with my knife
I make him eat them right there
In front of his pregnant wife
He's into his balls off
I look at him very slow

As he bleeds to death on the floor
I want you to say don't do any more

I look at your big heavy stomach
It's already moving a little bit with your baby
I use the carving knife from your kitchen
I start to perform the operation
You say "No, no don't do that!"
I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

I pull out your baby
I chew his hand off with my teeth
I lick him clean
It's obscene
As you bleed to death I kill it
I'm just a wicked boy


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Would you do anything extra with their body after the deed was done?
Play Solitaire.

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How would you dispose of the corpse?
Lots and lots of fire crackers.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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