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ladyislingering · 03-05-2015, 09:20 PM

Annoying shit I wish would just go away already:

Tom's. You know, those shoes that are basically made of shower curtain fabric and cardboard but they're expensive as hell and people go batshit over them.
Uggs. Pretty sure they're called Uggs because they're Ugg-ly from the killing and abuse of innocent creatures to snobbish garbagewhores strutting around in them like they're hot shit.
Giant bun on top of the head. It just makes you look like you're too lazy to take pride in your hair so you'd rather make it look like a pile of dog shit on the top of your head. Something to match your personality, I guess.
Fedoras/trillbys/whatever the hell you neckbeards call them. No. Just .... no. On top of the dad jeans, wallet on a chain, trench coat, gym shoes, faint smell of your mom's basement and Cheeto dust stains on your sausage fingers, you don't need a disgusting hat to tip at all the women who have undoubtedly vomited in their mouths just looking at you.
Gym shorts & yoga pants. Are you going out for a run? Getting some exercise? Then good for you. If you're going to the grocery store and you were just too fucking lazy to dress like a productive member of society (this also applies to sweatpants & pajamas in public) then don't leave the house. You weren't prepared for that responsibility.
Grown-ass men wearing graphic tees with skulls or some other nonsense they haven't let go of since age 12. Or flames. "No Fear". Well... I can tell you what makes me slightly uncomfortable. The ill-dressed manchild in my view.
Animal-print. You're not a zebra, leopard, tiger, or any other animal, but it's usually the elephants of womankind that adorn themselves in that garbage. Two times the stupidity, but I guess you tried to get down to your roots. C- for effort. Dumbass.

There's more, but those are my immediate irritations.

03-05-2015, 09:20 PM	#109 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Annoying shit I wish would just go away already: Tom's. You know, those shoes that are basically made of shower curtain fabric and cardboard but they're expensive as hell and people go batshit over them. Uggs. Pretty sure they're called Uggs because they're Ugg-ly from the killing and abuse of innocent creatures to snobbish garbagewhores strutting around in them like they're hot shit. Giant bun on top of the head. It just makes you look like you're too lazy to take pride in your hair so you'd rather make it look like a pile of dog shit on the top of your head. Something to match your personality, I guess. Fedoras/trillbys/whatever the hell you neckbeards call them. No. Just .... no. On top of the dad jeans, wallet on a chain, trench coat, gym shoes, faint smell of your mom's basement and Cheeto dust stains on your sausage fingers, you don't need a disgusting hat to tip at all the women who have undoubtedly vomited in their mouths just looking at you. Gym shorts & yoga pants. Are you going out for a run? Getting some exercise? Then good for you. If you're going to the grocery store and you were just too fucking lazy to dress like a productive member of society (this also applies to sweatpants & pajamas in public) then don't leave the house. You weren't prepared for that responsibility. Grown-ass men wearing graphic tees with skulls or some other nonsense they haven't let go of since age 12. Or flames. "No Fear". Well... I can tell you what makes me slightly uncomfortable. The ill-dressed manchild in my view. Animal-print. You're not a zebra, leopard, tiger, or any other animal, but it's usually the elephants of womankind that adorn themselves in that garbage. Two times the stupidity, but I guess you tried to get down to your roots. C- for effort. Dumbass. There's more, but those are my immediate irritations. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.