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Old 03-13-2015, 08:53 AM   #359 (permalink)
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The True Rules of MusicBanter


Aight, the members who register here can be divided into four categories. Some stick around. Some are spammers who get banned. Some lose interest and stop posting, and some stick around for a month or two before they get butthurt and leave in tears. If you're a new member, you probably don't want to end up in that last category, so here are some things you need to know in order to survive in the MB community. Drumroll, please...




  1. Thou shalt not speak of Butthead.
  2. Batty's ego is like a T-rex. Huge, and not to be stroked.
  3. Wait a second...
  4. Thou shalt not get in an argument with GuitarBizarre, lest thou embarrass thyself and thy family.
  5. Beware of the Grammar Nazis and the Political Correctness Army, or they will lynch thee.
  6. If thou feelest the need to ask whether or not that new member is Butthead, it's probably Butthead.
  7. Do not have a small avatar. Small avatars are for plebs.
  8. If "Anal Beads" is a poll option, thou art legally obliged to select it.
  9. Google seeth all.
  10. Thou shalt not use the band smiley.
  11. Thou shalt respect the younguns.
  12. Pet_Sounds is the Grammar Nazi. Isbjørn is the pinko leftist commie bastard, or so sayeth Batty. Josef K is the hipster. Machine is the one who maketh scary music.
  13. "Ja" > "yes"
  14. Thou must identify as a fan of Wolves in Sheepskin and Snake Walk, even if thou dost not like Wolves in Sheepskin or Snake Walk.
  15. Do not start a thread about an album.
  16. Or actually, do start one, but only in the "New Releases" or "Album Reviews" subforum.
This is beautiful. I pretty much agree with every singe thing that is on here.

"Thou shalt agree with everyone, or feareth ****storm."
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