Chula Vista

True story. Eons ago I was out drinking with an Irish co-worker who was trying to pick up this cute little honey. The Irish have a reputation for being a bit short in the length dept. and this girl was aware of that rep. We're all majorly buzzed and she leans in and asks him, "Is it true what they say about the Irish and their manhood?"

Without missing a single beat he replies, "Sweetheart, I may not touch bottom but I'm gonna raise f*cking holy hell with the sides."

I nearly pissed myself. And yes, they hooked up.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”