1. You can buy four items at Walmart or some other store that sells pretty much anything. What would you buy to freak the cash register out?
A baby onesie, baby food, duct tape, and a knife set.
2. What's your most embarrassing childhood moment?
I was at a summer camp and they were all playing kickball. I didn't know how to play. I missed the kick, finally got it (poorly), and ran in the wrong direction. Everyone laughed at me. I was so traumatized that I didn't play again for years to come.
3. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take your shoes off? Explain your position and how you feel about the other side. I expect an impassioned debate on this one guys.
I WILL ****ING KILL ANYONE WHO UNTIES THEIR DAMN SHOELACES
4. What are your least favourite foods? If you're a vegetarian, we ****ing get it. Pick a food that you don't like but adheres to your philosophy.
This is really hard for me, because I genuinely enjoy almost all food for one reason or another... um... maybe radishes? Those are kind of lame, I guess.
5. If you could take a fair amount of any drug (and not die) what would you take? Non-drug users, imagine that the men came and forced you to do drugs. After you do the drugs they leave you alone and you can do as you please so you might as well enjoy it.
Weed. I feel like I would enjoy it the most,
6. What's the best astronomical event (eclipses, really clear and beautiful nights, I'll even allow stuff like sunsets) that you've witnessed?
When living in Nicaragua, on a trip to an isolated beach, away from almost any civilization... the sky was almost indescribable. I won't even try.
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