Hold the elevator! I'm coming! I said hold the...
Because this is in danger of slowing down (oh no!) I'm going to introduce (in all these mad "wars" threads of mine) a twenty-four hour grace period during which the next person up can post. If they don't, it moves on to the next one in line and so on. If you're next up, and come back to see you've been gazumped, tough: you'll have to wait for your turn to come back around again. At least that way we have a chance of keeping things moving.
So dreamer, you have till 9pm tomorrow (Irish time: it's 12:40 am now) to post, otherwise it's Plankton, and so on.
Fair? Tough.