Originally Posted by Plankton

This morning, I go to the store to get breakfast and lunch for the day, and decide to try a breakfast bowl. Looks big enough to fill my growing belly, and at a cost of $3.99, I figure it's pretty substantial. Nope. I get to work, open it up, and here's this huge bowl that's maybe 1/3rd filled with breakfast ingredients. It was gone in 4 bites. Now, I'm eating my lunch to fill the void, and I'll have to make another trip when the real lunch time rolls around.

WTF Jimmy Dean, you sneaky motherfuckers.