03-17-2015, 08:22 AM
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#18665 (permalink)
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Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
Posts: 4,365
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Originally Posted by Plankton
This morning, I go to the store to get breakfast and lunch for the day, and decide to try a breakfast bowl. Looks big enough to fill my growing belly, and at a cost of $3.99, I figure it's pretty substantial. Nope. I get to work, open it up, and here's this huge bowl that's maybe 1/3rd filled with breakfast ingredients. It was gone in 4 bites. Now, I'm eating my lunch to fill the void, and I'll have to make another trip when the real lunch time rolls around.
WTF Jimmy Dean, you sneaky motherfuckers.
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Maybe its the proper portion fat American.
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