RoxyRollah

Ok,so today went from bad to worse. After a lovely breakfast of freezer burned fries from 2012..And a day off, with litterally no money.( Thank god those fries were there) I get this random call from school saying come down here we have a check for you.Now Im thinking ok don't care if its 20 bucks will last til pay day.(FRIDAY) Anyways I get there and see its a rather large sum .1,587.50.Adressed to one Jessica H***. Word let me sign this thing daylights burning gotta go to the bank....Oh no,its not mine apprently. You guys have never seen anger like this.Wait let me get this right your saying that aint mine with my name on it.I cant use it when Im actually in dire circstances .....Which theres some **** Im not saying cause its really really personal.Now when I took out my loan I checked the box that said return all un used funds to me...I called the loan place after being escorted off campus ,because I was THAT angry.The loan ppl told me uh well there never should have been a check in your name....I explained to them that uh well listen I have never bought a book from my school,nare a motha****in pencil,and If I took out a loan for this kinda money I never would have done it if I couldnt use the remainder,because contrary to popular belief Im not by any means a stupid woman,and I know bad **** happens to good ppl.And guess what,bad **** is happening,and that 1,500.00 would have gone a long way to helping me out of the bind Im in.

Now excuse me,I have to go get my blow gun outta the closet and catch my ****ing dinner.If the critters evade me,I'll just kill the neighbour and feast on his bones.

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