Dude, did you all know that there's a sizable fangirl movement dedicated to the gay love between Deadpool and Spider-Man? It's called "Spideypool". An integral part of this is that Iron Man and Captain America are Spider-Man's gay parents. There are mini-comic strips about this. It's actually kind of adorable. I love crazy fangirls.
http://devids.net/spideypool.html