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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth
actually it's classist.
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How is it classist when you can still devour a whole school of fish? **** don't make no sense to me.
Chickens are dumbasses, but I think that there's a serious female-oriented lifestyle in their domestication. For example, cocks are eaten more often than hens because they're less profitable by not laying eggs. Whenever you thought you were eating chicken, you were likely wrong. You probably thought it was a kindly old lady chicken who had been raised in captivity until her old age. That's not the case, because more people eat cocks than would even realize it. They can say that they're not really wolfing down cocks but even though it may be unbeknownst to them, they're full of **** when they say they're filling up on hens. In reality they're really filling up on cocks and they can't tell because it's all been mechanically manipulated before they even got to getting a taste. The roosters are like ****ing frat boys anyway, doing random wolf howls at 2 AM because they're drunk on the vaguest hint of sunlight and showing off their fleshy heads. The world of chickens is not the way you'd expect it to be, not at all. In reality it's far more misandrist (how we all eat cocks all the time even though we claim to hate doing so). All the while, the cocks that they keep around for show are expected to act confident, which could push those who were born with confidence disorders to go into remission with their Antecocke syndrome, despite being medicated heavily with years of suburbanized therapy. That's how ****ing serious this is.
In all honesty, we should only be eating cows because all of those mother****ers are chicks. At least we sell the bulls to Spaniards to make them entertaining when they inevitably attack and try to rape you.