Once upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples that he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb up his mother's tired and dry fist. He jerked his large and ample fingers wrapped in pink ribbon towards himself, then, with mighty vigor, jumped off the tread mill and landed on his Great great grandmother's slimy down under three day old pair of Depends
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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