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Old 04-06-2015, 01:31 PM   #4741 (permalink)
Frownland
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Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
What the hell is imitation crab meat? Who would want to imitate that? Other than crabs, obviously, to throw us off their scent.

Also, is what he's proposing actually allowed in the Model Train Owners Guild rulebook? I think they may be asking him to hand in his engineer's cap and stoker's shovel if they ... this is just getting dirtier now, isn't it?
Imitation crab meat is probably the only crab meat you've ever tasted unless you crack the shell open yourself. They're pretty spot on with it so even your fattest all you can eat crab legs bar regular couldn't tell the difference.

Crab sucks anyway so who cares? You gotta bake that **** into a cake to make it taste somewhat pleasant, that's your first sign that it's ****e to begin with.
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