I read this thing somewhere about famous post-punk musicians and whether or not the reader should get in a fight with them. One of those musicians was Morrissey. I'm not sure I'd get in a fight with him, but I might slap him. I'd worry about him thinking it was an actual fight though. No, silly, I just want to slap you for being so relatably ridiculous.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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