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DeadChannel · 04-28-2015, 09:49 PM

Bah! People in my film class don't know jack about film. No one is serious. Seriously, this isn't a ****ing game, kids. This is seriously serious. Yeah, this is an actual class. One that the government is spending an asinine amount of money on. One that you got ****ing invited to join. But, no, you know what, your lead poisoned zombies eat the city of ****ing Trail idea is ****ing brilliant. What? What's your favorite movie? Divergent? Or whatever Michael Bay did last? Really? I'm sure you can provide me with an excellent series of reasons why that's a complete masterwork. No, you know what, let's make a piece of explosion porn. Yeah, we don't have any money, and can't blow anything up, or whatever, but there's no way that goes wrong. Oh, what, movies bore you? Well, gee, I'm sure ****ing glad you're here. I'm ****ing glad you're taking a week off from school. And I'm really, really glad you're taking valuable positions away from people who clearly don't deserve it as much as you do. You self entitled piece of ****. You know what, why don't you tell me to write a screenplay about ****ing witches and ****. Like, I know how to do that. I'll just write some paper thing characters, and we'll shoot everything found footage style. Oh, how about we name our ****ing characters like we're ****ing Kanye and Kim. No, really, that's all there is to character writing. A stupid ****ing name. I mean, there's not really a point to paying attention when they tell you hold to work the ****ing camera. You know what, no worries, **** it, you'll just drop the damn thing as soon as we get on set anyway. Oh, you want comedy? Well, comedy is just a series of fart jokes. A ****ing iphone app could write it. Shoot it on your iphone too. Let's ****ing make ****ing vines, mother****er. That's what we're here for, yeah? Yeah. That's ****ing right. Know what, you constantly yelling into the ****ing mic is helping me a lot. Yeah, just keep doing that. Over and ****ing over. Oh, I'm sorry that I rolled my eyes. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. But honestly, and be honest with yourself, do you really think you deserve to be here? Because, you know what? I'm ****ing done. Go exploit the immature, childish, ****ty side of absurdity (monkey tacos, for ****sake). Go play angry birds all class. Go play hopscotch, or roll in a ****ing ball pit. I'm done. **** off.

04-28-2015, 09:49 PM	#19350 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Bah! People in my film class don't know jack about film. No one is serious. Seriously, this isn't a **ing game, kids. This is seriously serious. Yeah, this is an actual class. One that the government is spending an asinine amount of money on. One that you got ing invited to join. But, no, you know what, your lead poisoned zombies eat the city of ing Trail idea is ing brilliant. What? What's your favorite movie? Divergent? Or whatever Michael Bay did last? Really? I'm sure you can provide me with an excellent series of reasons why that's a complete masterwork. No, you know what, let's make a piece of explosion porn. Yeah, we don't have any money, and can't blow anything up, or whatever, but there's no way that goes wrong. Oh, what, movies bore you? Well, gee, I'm sure ing glad you're here. I'm ing glad you're taking a week off from school. And I'm really, really glad you're taking valuable positions away from people who clearly don't deserve it as much as you do. You self entitled piece of . You know what, why don't you tell me to write a screenplay about ing witches and . Like, I know how to do that. I'll just write some paper thing characters, and we'll shoot everything found footage style. Oh, how about we name our ing characters like we're ing Kanye and Kim. No, really, that's all there is to character writing. A stupid ing name. I mean, there's not really a point to paying attention when they tell you hold to work the ing camera. You know what, no worries, it, you'll just drop the damn thing as soon as we get on set anyway. Oh, you want comedy? Well, comedy is just a series of fart jokes. A ing iphone app could write it. Shoot it on your iphone too. Let's ing make ing vines, motherer. That's what we're here for, yeah? Yeah. That's ing right. Know what, you constantly yelling into the ing mic is helping me a lot. Yeah, just keep doing that. Over and ing over. Oh, I'm sorry that I rolled my eyes. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. But honestly, and be honest with yourself, do you really think you deserve to be here? Because, you know what? I'm ing done. Go exploit the immature, childish, ty side of absurdity (monkey tacos, for sake). Go play angry birds all class. Go play hopscotch, or roll in a ing ball pit. I'm done. ** off.