Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Who the **** eats ham at Christmas? Ham here is some crappy thing you put in bland sandwiches, take two bites from and then chuck it away. The only decent ham here is ham imported from places like Italy and Spain that know how to do ham.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.