Phylum (
): Buttlordius Minimus
Habitat: Attracted to bedroom windows.
Characteristics: A creature that was once a great scholar that yearned to gain knowledge. However, upon learning all that there was to learn, they went mad with the knowledge of the ages, and came to the realization that lechery is the ultimate expression of one who is hopeless before the void.
Diet: "Whatever you left sitting out on the counter last night. What was that, pizza? Tasted horrible. Please leave more."
Known deities worshipped: While the only being they worship is themselves, they have an affinity for various idols, such as Thor, Odin, Xena, Deadpool, etc.
Mating habits: "If God didn't want me to jerk off while watching TV, he wouldn't have given me two hands."
Interaction with other creatures: A powerful yet charming type of chaos ensues.
Behaviour: Beyond the lechery, they have remarkably few discernible patterns of behavior. To try to understand them is to gaze into the eyes of madness itself; what answers do you hope to find, when you can hardly find yourself?