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Old 05-04-2015, 01:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
The Batlord
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Genus: Proggius Planktonius

Habitat: Isolated woodland areas with an abundance of bitchin' dirt bike terrain.

Characteristics: Takes on the role of parent, unlike many related species that take on more traditional gender roles. When not acting as a mother, it has a tendency towards oddly entrancing musical mating calls, which generally result in mixed results at attracting the opposite sex.

Diet: Riffs.

Known deities worshipped: Rush, Buckethead, and Joe Satriani.

Mating habits: Unwise.

Interactions with other creatures: Generally sociable, unless protecting its young from predatory scavengers.

Behavior: Intoxicated and prone to self-inflicted injury.
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