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Old 05-06-2015, 08:37 AM   #31858 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Plankton View Post
Is that on your Résumé? It should be.
  • Fetches a mean coffee.
  • Proficient at insulting your Mom
  • Special skills include the following: Sarcasm, and Insults.
The second one is more the coffee's specialty. I've always been behind the curve when it came to "Yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, she suffered acute myocardial infarction and tragically passed away this morning. I'm truly sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just name it.

See? Just doesn't have the right ring to it.
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