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Old 05-09-2015, 03:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem
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Women dig me because I'm sexy, more intelligent than their boyfriends, and unapologetically wild. True story. I once broke a bed with a girl from throwing her on it so hard. Wish I had just broken the girl with the bed.

I'm not bragging, just saying. Facts, man. If I was more into women I could have anyone I want. But vaginas are gross. You poor men.
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