So I pieced it together. A group led by Alistair Crowley and Jimmy Savile and containing the other 3 Beatles plus Jimmy Page ritually sacrificed Paul McCartney and replaced him in the band with a dead ringer that played the same, sang the same, and was incredibly talented as well.
And were the 911 hijackers emaciated? I thought they went to a strip club the night before the attacks? Couldn't they have eaten some pretzels or something there?
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