Build a boat out of used tampons powered by pee and stuck together by ketchup and piss your way to croatia! Pick a crew containg dead tom, old real, old tom, angel mary, long jon silver, polly and kermit the frog and use a map that was found by indiana jones. After that enlist an army known as the presidents containing bush,,wasington,lincoln,reagan,kerry,clinton and gore. Ignore the death factor bring them back using a series of complex spells with the help of your wizard friend Mel Gibson. Then hire johnny depp as captain because he looks amazing as a pirate. Then sail to croatia and ask adidasss where he has been.
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Originally Posted by METALLICA89
Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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