Music Banter - View Single Post - The Sexual Experience Thread
View Single Post
Old 06-04-2015, 08:54 AM   #10720 (permalink)
The Batlord
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
Default

Alright, so about chicks faking orgasms. Unfortunately, I've only ever had sex with a chick the one time. And I've never been sure that she faked her orgasm, especially since I have no experience with the concept.

Now, my natural maleness of course wants me to believe it, but my desire to refrain from self-delusion as much as possible won't simply let me get away with that. I mean, I was a n00b, raised on porn, and with no female friends to have ever given me useful advice (guy friends are useless).

Long story short(ish): I was too drunk to cum, but just sober enough to keep it up, and determined to do myself justice. So, rather than admit defeat and give up, I just kept going as long as I could, hoping for the best. We had to have been going at it for about a half hour (not trying to brag, I really was just too drunk to nut under any circumstances, and we switched positions a lot, so I got plenty of rest), and she eventually did the ol' "I'm cumming" thing.

I'd be inclined to assume she just was just bored and trying to wrap things up (pun intended), but she never really made any noise after that, and just seemed to be really focused, until finally she hopped off (she was on top) with a real sense of urgency. So, I'd like to think that she actually did have an orgasm and then needed to stop as she was too sensitive (she said as much), but I also have no idea just how far a girl will go when faking one.

So, opinions on my virility or lack thereof?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote