Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not saying they're gonna start spitting in your food and calling you a queer without tips, but they're not going to have the drive to go above and beyond. It's not just about getting your food out to you. I like the atmosphere of a restaurant when your server is really making an effort to be friendly and helpful, and how they try to remember your name and make sure you become one of their regulars if you're a repeat customer who tips well. I highly doubt you're going to get that same kind of service if they do away with tipping. It's like getting the girlfriend experience, but without blowjobs.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.