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Originally Posted by Frownland
TFW you're super smashed and you go to Denny's with a friend and he orders a waffle and then he starts eating it but doesn't cut it up by the squares but jumps right it and makes some crazy pancake diagonal cut on a waffle and it really ****s with you but then you realize that it's okay because the world is a melting pot and diversity of opinions on how to cut waffles is what make this place interesting and it doesn't even matter if you cut your waffles into perfect little squares when you eat them because that's what you like and your friend might like something different and your run on sentence is starting to make you look like a fool so you decide to stop right here.
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Smashed? Dude, you're high as ****, aren't you? And your friend's an *******.