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Old 06-29-2015, 11:05 PM   #32781 (permalink)
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I found a beetle in a jar of unopened mustard today. He shat all over the lid so I had to throw it all away. When I let him out in the backyard, he looked confused and kept walking in circles. I figure being a little critter like that, stuck in a jar of something like mustard... musta been like being tear gassed for however long he was in there. So I stepped on him and said a prayer.
You know, as far as cognitive ability goes, that beetle is probably closer to a rock than it is to you. You wouldn't feel bad about stepping on a rock, right?
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