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YorkeDaddy · 06-30-2015, 09:57 PM

Chapter Two: Villainy

Elsewhere in the dark, smelly fields of Banland, two disgruntled past citizens hatch up a plan...

Stark: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most androgynous of them all?

Tieu Sickstein: Will you shut up already? I'm trying to take a few more lines over here. You know how I get when I'm not AMPED on RIGHTEOUS GLORY.

Stark: Okay look, we've been fighting in this awful place for months now, we need to find a way outta here.

Tieu: *sniff*, alright fine. As long as we don't bring this Reggae Cello guy with us...

Reggae Cello: I swear to Allah I am the original writer of Stairway to Heaven, fuck you guys.

Suddenly Tieu's trusty bald eagle swooped down and beheaded Reggae Cello. Thus concludes his cameo appearance.

Stark: ...anyway, I say we just contact a temporarily banished citizen and have him infiltrate the Castle of Music Banterus. Now who exactly do you recommend?

Tieu: Oh don't worry about that, I have just the right guy in mind...

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Meanwhile at Ye Olde Pub of Chula, a fight breaks out...

Droltab: I've sucked a dick before, I'm not afraid to kill somebody!

Chula: Wait, what?

Droltab: ...never mind, just give me another damn pint!

Chula: You've already had an entire keg, man! You're gonna kill yourself!

Droltab: You may be right, but how else am I supposed to get through A Family Sleeping Peacefully Except For the Father Who Snores Occasionally? I already promised Christophe I'd go see it tomorrow!

Chula: Well it won't matter if he's off doing whatever that Ki fellow requested him for.

Droltab: ...Shit, you're right! That makes me so angry that I'm...I'm gonna chase them down and kick Christophe's ass!

Carpe Diem: But Droltab, what about the obvious sexual tension between us that we've been desperately trying to suppress for years?

Droltab: You bring up a good point. But the opportunity to demonstrate my immense distaste for over-indulgent, pretentious "art", I must decline your offer of steamy, hot sex...until right after I kick Christophe's ass.

Carpe: Deal.

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Elsewhere on a quaint little farm on the outskirts of Music Banterus...

Ki: I know you've been out of the game for quite some time, but we really need you now.

Lambspoon: I hung up my sword long ago, and I do not intend on picking it up again. I've been using the free time to become a world-renowned farmer and so I could raise my pet, Sounds.

Ki: You named your pet, Sounds?

Lambspoon: Yeah I named my pet, Sounds. Cool name. Anyway, I'm afraid I cannot come with you.

Ki: Alright. Well, if you change your mind, we will all be preparing at the Castle of Music Banterus over the next couple of days before the group sets out. The journey will be long and perilous, we could really use your leadership and expertise.

Lambspoon: I understand. You have my best wishes.

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To be continued...................