Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a laptop with a metal bar to keep my friend and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I had photoshopped of her giving birth to me.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.