Originally Posted by Plankton

I've torn my Achilles tendon from my calf muscle, ripped all my hamstrings in the same leg, pulled my clavicle 2 inches from my shoulder, twice, busted my right hand many times, and have a hairline fracture in my elbow that keeps recurring. I've never been to the doctor for any of that. Heck, I wouldn't have gone to the doctor when I was in that head-on collision last year, but the gash in my forehead was too big for just a band-aid.

Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump