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Old 07-08-2015, 09:18 AM   #32980 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls View Post
Than he's not pimp worthy.

Go to the doctor.
Who said anything about actually becoming a pimp? A pimp cane is its own reward.

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Originally Posted by Plankton View Post
I've torn my Achilles tendon from my calf muscle, ripped all my hamstrings in the same leg, pulled my clavicle 2 inches from my shoulder, twice, busted my right hand many times, and have a hairline fracture in my elbow that keeps recurring. I've never been to the doctor for any of that. Heck, I wouldn't have gone to the doctor when I was in that head-on collision last year, but the gash in my forehead was too big for just a band-aid.

Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine.
Just walk it off. Lol.

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Originally Posted by fiddler View Post
Some duct tape'll do the same thing. I got some real strong tape they use on the tanks, bet that'll hold it together.
Tanks for the advice.
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