Method: random number generator determining the length of my responses. The range (1-57) was determined using the I Ching.
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy
My stomach feels utterly awful after a night of drinking followed by projectile spewing
Dearest Frownland, what is your advice for me to feel better?
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Integer: 23
I would recommend sleeping or doing drugs to keep the party going. You can always suck it up and deal with it, too.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki
Frownland, YorkeDaddy won't put out no matter how many times I get sexy for him. What can I do to make him love me? Don't suggest poison or sleep aids as I've already tried and failed.
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Integer: 20
You should wait until he is hungover from a night of drinking and revive him.
Then he'll be all yours.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem
Dear Frownland,
I've been drinking a lot of chocolate milk lately. Will my boobs get bigger, or does the syrup counteract the growth hormones of a pure American vitamin D cow juice?
Sincerely,
So Serious
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Integer: 22
If you drink enough your boobs will gain weight and grow in size along with the rest of the body. For real.