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Originally Posted by Frownland
I'm pretty sure that jokes been posted, I already tell it to everyone I meet irl.
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Well, hopefully, these two jokes have not been posted... Keep in mind: I'm not racist. (The thread-starter wrote that racist jokes do not offend him/her.)
Joke A:
The Russians were digging and they found fiber optics. So the Russians said, "Look at us... We were the first ones to discover fiber optics." The Americans were digging and they found some aluminum. The Americans said, "We were the first ones to discover aluminum." The French were digging and they found nothing. So the French said, "Look at us... We were the first ones to discover wireless technology!"
Joke B:
Don't be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese. He speaks English, he looks Mexican. Mario jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew!