Originally Posted by The Batlord

TFW you walk by some guy talking on a cellphone who sounds like he's going through some court shit, saying something about "Five years over a misdemeanor?!", and then you walk by him again a few minutes later and he's going on about "I got fifty people following me!" and you just wanna find some inconspicuous place to eavesdrop.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.