I remember once a couple of years ago I paid for a pack in pennies, dimes, and nickels. No quarters. I knew the exact amount I had in my pocket and when he rang me up it was 20 cents less than what I had. Being stoned already I stared at the pile of change for a minute and pulled out two dimes, plopped it onto the counter saying "that's exact change." The cashier gave me a look and Mr. Grumpypants said "I'm still gonna count it, I know when I'm getting ripped off." He counted it and I was right. This smug punk walked out with the biggest shit-eating grin he could muster. It was awesome.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
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