TFW: Your best friend is going on vacation and asks to borrow your spotify account. Of course I gave it too her. After exsplaining to her that Id rather she hack my face book and write something like, I love dick on or in my mouth and have my pastor and grandmother read that then have her **** up my last fm sync so you all can shame me for listening to boys II men, bon jovi or whatever **** she likes.
And somewhere in this conversation she used the n word and got away without an ass reaming...ooooh shes so crafty I love it.
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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre
Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Originally Posted by Frownland
I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Originally Posted by grindy
Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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