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I was stocking corn yesterday and heard one customer complaining to another.

"Don't buy that corn. Last time I got it, it was soo tough I couldn't eat it".

Another corn customer

"I don't like this corn, it has big kernals. I only like the corn with small kernals"

This corn is grown on a farm a couple towns over, fresh as can be, new shipments everyday, and we throw out all the bad ones. They still find something wrong with it. These are the people who get to vote on who runs our country, I can't help but laugh.

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