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Old 08-09-2015, 11:31 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
horoscope.com has this statement today:

Be both friendly and flexible today when the Moon sextiles unorthodox Uranus. Someone could play an unusual behind-the-scenes role in a future opportunity. Mysterious? Yes. Exciting? Stay tuned! You have the chance to make a welcome gesture of reconciliation when the Moon sextiles retrograde Venus tonight.

Is it just me, or does that seem a little... suggestive?
Probably the vaguest, most nonsensical piece of claptrap I've ever read. "In the future"? Leaves a lot of scope doesn't it? This is why I ****ing hate horoscopes and those who swear by them. Idiots.

And what the **** is sextiling anyway? An erotic way of putting down new flooring?
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