I'm outside your bushes. Can you see me? Of course you can't. I had a hell of a time getting here, you know. I was creeping through some guy's yard and got attacked by some dog, but it didn't put up much of a fight. It was a blessing in disguise though as the little guy has really taken my masturbation to the next level.
Well, I'll see you when you get home from work. Not that you'll see me , but that'll change soon. I'll even introduce you to Fappy, my new dog.
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I hear sirens...
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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre
Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Originally Posted by Frownland
I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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