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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Slightly? You should be totally jealous of them. Think of the employment and traffic ticket avoidance opportunities that would be open to you if you had a pair of those chest helmets.
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Ok, ok, totally jealous.
My chest is pretty flat; it's my hair that gathers attention everywhere I go 'cause I've got nothing else
but if I had a chest like that, coupled with this perfect hair ... I could have been a trophy wife by now.