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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
Ok, ok, totally jealous.
My chest is pretty flat; it's my hair that gathers attention everywhere I go 'cause I've got nothing else 
but if I had a chest like that, coupled with this perfect hair ... I could have been a trophy wife by now. |
You could always just stick some of your hair down your shirt/blouse/whatever-the-****-70s-****-you-wear and make it look like you have tits.