Originally Posted by Josef K

Okay, so there is a bat in my house right now. Like we were just eating dinner and it came flying at us. Then it circled around for a while and disappeared. We think it's still here but it might not be. I'm cowering in fear, having made sure all the doors and windows to the room where I am are closed.

(Might also be a bird. Dunno, still terrifying)

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.