Chula Vista

True story. Me and Lin are watching TV one day and this little fly starts buzzing about. And then there's 3 of them. And then there's 10 of them. And then there's hundreds of them. It was like Amityville!

A fly must have nested and laid eggs and they all hatched at once. The next 30 minutes was like a Lucille Ball sketch. Me and Lin, towels in hand, swatting baby flies while climbing over furniture and falling all over ****.

Luckily we'd both done acid in our pasts so we were prepared for the insane/ridiculous battle that ensued.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”