I watched the new Ninja Turtles movie. It sucked.
That chick only has one facial expression.
Plus, they took all the summer action film cliches and did them all wrong. Like, they kept trying to give it these laugh moments that would be cued by the music dropping and I'm like, "Oh, that was supposed to be funny?"
Also, why was Mikey a Mexican?
That guy who drives the news van sounds just like Bojack Horseman. That was the only part that I liked.
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