Frownland one time threw raw noodles on a plate and stuck a can of tomato paste on top and served it to his mate. He called it avant garde spaghetti.
Frownland always pisses all over the god damned toilet seat and calls it avant garde urination.
When Frownland was asked to draw a picture of his family in elementary school he just scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to his teacher. When the teacher asked him about it he just said, "you don't get it, it's avant garde".
When Frownland gets home he throws his clothes on the floor. He calls it avant garde cleaning.
Frownland doesn't shower. He calls it avant garde hygiene.
Frownland stares in awe at how avant garde the tax man's posts are.
Frownland always insists that his dates pay for the meal. He calls it avant garde manners.
When Frownland sucks dick he doesn't consider himself gay for doing it, he considers himself avant garde straight.
Frownland uses the phrase 'avant garde' so he can be lazy and uncreative.
Frownland was avant garde before it was cool. Only because it isn't cool, never was cool and never will be cool. Until Kanye does it.
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