It's avant-garde water he gets from the fountain at the mall when he steals quarters to pay his rent.
He also likes to pretend he can play instruments.
The only time he ever really plays is to seduce his hand. He sucks though, so it usually fails miserably. Just like his mom and his girlfriend, his hand typically ends up pleasuring some random guy in the living room just to spite him.
Did you know he collects the hairs of women that reject him? He's going to use them to build himself an avant-garde noose. It will be used for autoerotic asphyxiation before suicide.
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